Idi Amin

Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin the former President of Uganda
at a sumptuous luncheon hosted by Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain


" My majesty Mr Queen Sir, horrible ministers and
Members of Parliament,Invented guests, ladies under genglemen, I
hereby thank you completely.......Mr Queen, Sir, and also what he has
done for my fellow
Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very
much. And we are fed up completely, and also very thanks you to
keenly open up from all the windows; so that those plenty climates
can come to lunch."

"But before I go back to my country with a plane from
Entebe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr Queen, to become
home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you."

"You will eat a full cow, and also feel up your stomach and walk with
difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to
rest at night, I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the
top upstairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the
gravity of flesh air."

" But now I am sorry because I have to tell you that I
have made a short call on you only. But next time I shall make a long
call on you to last the whole moon completely."

"Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before
these distingushed guests ladies and genlemen, sir. Lastly but not
list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the Republic
of Uganda and also the British International anthem."

"Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and the
bottoms of all people of Uganda. With these few words I thank you,
Sir."